5secondgirl | (no subject)

(no subject)

Um, I was leaving work and I found taco bell waiting for me by the back door. It had my name on it and everything. Anybody have any idea about this? ~~Please don't let it have come form one of the creepy drunks~~

On one hand mysterious random food, on the other hand TACO BELL... and it smelled really good. Against what should have been my better judgment, I ate it. It didn't taste funny, (actually it was really good) so I don't think I'm gonna die. Just in case I do get sick, and need help getting to the hospital. Bobby, Zeph, Warren, Sam, anybody with means of transportation wanna maybe be my ride?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Alright I book a room for our meeting.Now I just have to figure out how often we should meet.

Oh, um sorry if Christmas isn't your thing you don't have to come. I just thought it might be fun...

Very, very often. Until I'm heart attack free.

No, it's okay. It's just been a little while. But it could be fun. I'll see if Dean'll go.

So once every couple of hours? Tell Dean our first meeting is bright and early tomorrow morning.

Great. Let me know if Deans coming too.

Okay, maybe not that often. There's no way he'll wake up for that.

Okay. I will. And, um, thanks. For inviting me.

Alright noon then. You can be our sponsor.

No problem. Any time. ~~thanks again for saving me~~

Well, since I'm the one who suggested you start this club, I'd hope I would be.

Yeah I figured you'd be a good voice of reason.

I'm going to remember you said that.

Fine with me. It won't be any less true later.

Yeah, but people usually like to deny they said stuff like that.

I'll give you that one. I think the only time I'll disagree with you is when you want me to run off when Richard Simmons is in a corn maze.

I was just trying to protect you!

I know. But that doesn't mean I'm going to leave you with that sort of evil. Even if I might have been kinda useless.

Trust me, I've been around worse evil. And you weren't that useless. At least you know how to shoot a gun.

True. See you said it yourself I'm kinda useful. That means I could be potentially helpful. It you know stand in the background and hand you ammo... Yeah I got nothing.

Or you could be a sane person and get far away from evil things.

See thats why your the voice of reason and I'm not.

Which means you should listen to the voice of reason.

Yes I should, but your giving my intelligence to much credit.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only